Between going back to college, planning a wedding, looking for homes and struggling with a super busy job (all wonderful things I give you that) I've had little time to blog. But there's more pressing reasons... like for instance, with all the crap out there-- where do you start?
Sounds like Jon from Jon and Kate + 8 is cheating on his wife.
But it's okay because girls are lining up to screw him. You see, Kate is really a castrating bitch and her haircut sucks.
Then there was this gem Tyler found in the men's restroom when we were out to dinner.
In case you can't read the text on this ad, it says:
"Everybody & Everything gets older... isn't restored more exciting?"
The photo shows a rusted out, door-less bug next to an older women with gray hair and a hot car is placed next to a young, tan woman in a skimpy bikini.
**You can contact this company and let them know what you think of their advertising-- firstname.lastname@example.org
Then there's this ad that I keep seeing -- a whole new twist on the "headless fatty" thing the press loves to do. Not only are they not human, they are over-inflated beach balls. Just what I need is some self-righteous "fat is soooooo bad for you" person searching my double chin for some release valve.
Oh and don't get me started on Perez Hilton and Miss California. Could they both win America's #1 asshole and Runner-up? Seriously...