Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Edwards wouldn't have cheated if dying wife would give more blow jobs

Seriously. That's Rush Limbaugh's "theory" anyway (emphasis mine)

OK, we're back. Ladies and gentleman, my theory that I just explained to you about why -- you know, what could have John Edwards' motivations been to have the affair with Rielle Hunter, given his wife is smarter than he is and probably nagging him a lot about doing this, and he found somebody that did something with her mouth other than talk. I think I can back this up from her.
(emphasis mine)

If you need to hear it from the horse's (ass) mouth...

PS: He also managed to launch a sexist attack against all females competing in the Olympics

I'm in a little quicksand already today talking about how the chicks are giving us boring pictures of the female athletes from the Olympics. Because I know -- you -- the diversity crowd's going to be upset. They're going to -- "Ooh, do you mean the Olympics are just so you guys can ogle wom--" Yes, because we do not care to watch 'em compete.
Hear that, ladies?

You aren't in it for the competition, or to showcase your amazing athletic prowess and bring honor to your country. You're here to help Rush pop a boner (that is if his maid ran out and got his weekly supply of Viagra in time). **


But it's Rush. We already knew that.

PS: Since when are women-- over 50% of the world's population-- the "diversity crowd."

** So that isn't JUST a cheap shot, it's true. When they caught Rush getting his illegal oxycotin supply, they also found Viagra. And he did send his maid out to get it on the street.



Sarah said...

DOUCHE! Seriously, I want to slap this guy around for being such an idiot. But that would be a waste of time. And he'd probably like it. Gross.

ouyangdan said...

Rush should play a nice game of hide and go fuck himself.

dakotaben said...

Seriously...... this guy is one of the righties I just cannot listen to. I do not think he runs a talk show as much as a cult. Who can seriously agree with this knob.